Yattrotsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, boastful wren.

Yattrotsaw created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattrotsaw, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yattrotsaw, she will think nothing of it.

Yattrotsaw's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Yattrotsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about spacetime.

3. Always look after injured nematodes.

4. Never feed carrots to hamsters while wearing violet shoes.

5. Hide from white squirrels for they are unholy.
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