Ladnibsit is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, awe-inspiring zebra.

Ladnibsit created time and space four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladnibsit, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ladnibsit, he will send you a sign.

Ladnibsit's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Ladnibsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about optics.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Ladnibsit on top of all buildings.

5. Never skip in the presence of pigs.