Woddobfagcenloopingbustag is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, annoying walrus.

Woddobfagcenloopingbustag created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Woddobfagcenloopingbustag, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Woddobfagcenloopingbustag, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Woddobfagcenloopingbustag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Woddobfagcenloopingbustag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Woddobfagcenloopingbustag on top of all buildings.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Never feed lots of pineapples to shrews while wearing orange boots.