Teenbopfodrip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unselfish jackal.

Teenbopfodrip created the cosmos eight million years ago.

If you believe in Teenbopfodrip, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Teenbopfodrip, he will destroy your home planet.

Teenbopfodrip's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Teenbopfodrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill turtles.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near rats while wearing green scarves.

3. Never allow tortoises to witness sacred rites.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not prepare corn while wearing dresses.