Cussgonsin is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, loving wasp.

Cussgonsin created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cussgonsin, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cussgonsin, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Cussgonsin's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cussgonsin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Do not take Cussgonsin's name in vain.

5. Never sit in the presence of geese.