Boglargbif is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, compassionate wombat.

Boglargbif created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boglargbif, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Boglargbif, she will turn you into a snail.

Boglargbif's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Boglargbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of quantum gravity near sacred fires.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not step barefoot upon cyan earth.