Ragbenbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, omniscient hummingbird.

Ragbenbaf created a quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragbenbaf, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ragbenbaf, she will ignore you.

Ragbenbaf's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Ragbenbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Ragbenbaf loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.