Fonqueegnullrull is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthinking human.

Fonqueegnullrull created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fonqueegnullrull, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fonqueegnullrull, he will turn you into a plant.

Fonqueegnullrull's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Fonqueegnullrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in summer.

2. Always count to five before sleeping.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never travel toward the east during autumn.

5. Erect four silver sculptures of Fonqueegnullrull on top of important buildings.