Taghivfagfarponhatgetkad
is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, sapient
bee
.
Taghivfagfarponhatgetkad
created oxygen five million years ago.
If you believe in
Taghivfagfarponhatgetkad
, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Taghivfagfarponhatgetkad
, he will refuse to believe in you.
Taghivfagfarponhatgetkad's
most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Taghivfagfarponhatgetkad's Holy Commandments
1. Never talk about aardvarks.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Never feed strawberries to whales while wearing ear rings.
4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.
5. Do not commit murder.
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