Zakcednur is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, amazing penguin.

Zakcednur created life seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zakcednur, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zakcednur, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Zakcednur's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Zakcednur's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near mice while wearing gray rings and balancing five platinum spheres on your head.

2. Never think about bacteria.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Always remove skirts before entering holy places.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zakcednur.