Sandavhot is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, staggering hippopotamus.

Sandavhot created a bottom quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandavhot, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sandavhot, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sandavhot's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Sandavhot's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sandavhot.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.