Luncabtetti is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, prudent wasp.

Luncabtetti created a bottom quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Luncabtetti, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Luncabtetti, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Luncabtetti's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Luncabtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume peas at dawn.

2. Always wash your face before prayer.

3. Remain prostrate during prayer.

4. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

5. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Luncabtetti in the centre of the settlement.