Cudgofvilbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unthoughtful scorpion.

Cudgofvilbonk created dark matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudgofvilbonk, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cudgofvilbonk, he will be mildly annoyed.

Cudgofvilbonk's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Cudgofvilbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ants.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never eat limes.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not kill rats.
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