Linbedyart Bissgutdudgar
is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, capable
bat
.
Linbedyart Bissgutdudgar
created vertebrates four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Linbedyart Bissgutdudgar
, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Linbedyart Bissgutdudgar
, it will turn you into a frog.
Linbedyart Bissgutdudgar's
most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.
Linbedyart Bissgutdudgar's Holy Commandments
1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Do not wear mauve clothing.
3. Never think about comets.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.
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