Linbedyart Bissgutdudgar is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, capable bat.

Linbedyart Bissgutdudgar created vertebrates four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Linbedyart Bissgutdudgar, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Linbedyart Bissgutdudgar, it will turn you into a frog.

Linbedyart Bissgutdudgar's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Linbedyart Bissgutdudgar's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.