Ligcarbem Pomteencut is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, thoughtless hyena.

Ligcarbem Pomteencut created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Ligcarbem Pomteencut, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ligcarbem Pomteencut, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Ligcarbem Pomteencut's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Ligcarbem Pomteencut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Put Ligcarbem Pomteencut first in all things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not hurt manatees.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ligcarbem Pomteencut.