Gemtabtimsin is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unjust camel.

Gemtabtimsin created a top quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemtabtimsin, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gemtabtimsin, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gemtabtimsin's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Gemtabtimsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always wear green.

3. Gemtabtimsin loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.