Bighinjat is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, compassionate mongoose.

Bighinjat created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bighinjat, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bighinjat, he will turn you into a hamster.

Bighinjat's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Bighinjat's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bighinjat seven times a day.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Hide from red badgers for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Retreat if four mice approach from the east.