Larpmillag is a god.

She takes the form of a large, irritating raven.

Larpmillag created snails six billion years ago.

If you believe in Larpmillag, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Larpmillag, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Larpmillag's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Larpmillag's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt whales.

2. Retreat if seven tapirs approach from the east.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Do not shave your back.