Bumcethon is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, omniscient seal.

Bumcethon created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumcethon, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bumcethon, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Bumcethon's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Bumcethon's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Never mention manatees.

5. Do not covet oxen.