Sisfasfly is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-knowing newt.

Sisfasfly created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Sisfasfly, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sisfasfly, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sisfasfly's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Sisfasfly's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are not to be trusted.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Sisfasfly in the centre of the settlement.

5. Put Sisfasfly first in all things.