Flabgupfas is a god.

It takes the form of a large, conceited finch.

Flabgupfas created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabgupfas, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Flabgupfas, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Flabgupfas' most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Flabgupfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with joy.

2. Do not keep four rats in a large pit.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never wear yellow shoes on sacred days.

5. Never pour water over plants.