Latpidved is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witty fox.

Latpidved created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Latpidved, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Latpidved, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Latpidved's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Latpidved's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Hide if five snakes approach from the east.
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