Gonyogbog is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witless jellyfish.

Gonyogbog created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gonyogbog, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gonyogbog, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gonyogbog's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Gonyogbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Do not eat parsnips.

3. Retreat if three capybaras approach from the east.

4. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.