Benstigyart is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, bad-tempered scorpion.

Benstigyart created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Benstigyart, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Benstigyart, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Benstigyart's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Benstigyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick goats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Benstigyart loves eagles, so they must be respected.