Targgarlik is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, effective whale.

Targgarlik created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Targgarlik, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Targgarlik, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Targgarlik's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Targgarlik's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

2. Targgarlik must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Targgarlik.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never write about nucleic acids.