Gutingril is a god.

He takes the form of a large, flying dove.

Gutingril created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutingril, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gutingril, he will turn you into a snail.

Gutingril's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Gutingril's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about tortoises.

2. Never jump in the presence of ducks.

3. Never hurt tapirs.

4. Never talk about chlorophyll.

5. Respect your elders.