Omingovhit is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, narcissistic skunk.

Omingovhit created the cosmos five million years ago.

If you believe in Omingovhit, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Omingovhit, it will refuse to believe in you.

Omingovhit's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Omingovhit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Run away from cyan goats, for they are unholy.

4. Hide from purple badgers for they are unholy.

5. Do not stand on grass.