Karnurmif is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, humane chicken.

Karnurmif created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karnurmif, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Karnurmif, it will turn you into a dog.

Karnurmif's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Karnurmif's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never feed nuts to manatees while wearing hats.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Hide if six capybaras approach from the west.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.