Sandbifnib is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, pitiless toad.

Sandbifnib created viruses seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sandbifnib, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sandbifnib, she will manifest in front of you.

Sandbifnib's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Sandbifnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Never think ill of sick rats.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.