Dadratdog is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, self-confident elephant.

Dadratdog created Europe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadratdog, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dadratdog, it will curse you with boils.

Dadratdog's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Dadratdog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always help sharks.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.