Dibhenkap is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, merciless hedgehog.

Dibhenkap created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibhenkap, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dibhenkap, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dibhenkap's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Dibhenkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near snails.

2. Dibhenkap must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think about nebulae.