Gesskonvin is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, weak tapir.

Gesskonvin created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gesskonvin, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gesskonvin, she will turn you into a duck.

Gesskonvin's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Gesskonvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange hats.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Never feed grapes to birds while wearing dresses.

4. Worship no other gods but Gesskonvin.

5. Always help sick horses.