Fedhigdut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awe-inspiring jaguar.

Fedhigdut created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedhigdut, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fedhigdut, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fedhigdut's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Fedhigdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of garlic to swans while wearing mauve boots.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Fedhigdut on top of all buildings.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Feed all hungry mice.

5. Always help sick aardvarks.