Hivflanxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, thoughtless jellyfish.

Hivflanxuc created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Hivflanxuc, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hivflanxuc, it will boil you in a big pot.

Hivflanxuc's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Hivflanxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Hivflanxuc.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near manatees while wearing green coats.

3. Retreat if five otters approach from the west.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near dogs while wearing black hats and balancing seven nickel spheres on your hands.