Henhasfatcimjopjon is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, egotistical otter.

Henhasfatcimjopjon created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Henhasfatcimjopjon, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Henhasfatcimjopjon, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Henhasfatcimjopjon's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Henhasfatcimjopjon's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.