Hakbenhenlaghenjigmon is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, omniscient crab.

Hakbenhenlaghenjigmon created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hakbenhenlaghenjigmon, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hakbenhenlaghenjigmon, he will turn you into a tree.

Hakbenhenlaghenjigmon's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Hakbenhenlaghenjigmon's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not travel during autumn.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never handle carbon while unclean.

5. Never wear blue ear rings on sacred days.