Wipsatsomhogflapdudpag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, fussy mouse.

Wipsatsomhogflapdudpag created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipsatsomhogflapdudpag, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wipsatsomhogflapdudpag, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Wipsatsomhogflapdudpag's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Wipsatsomhogflapdudpag's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not speak about strawberries.

4. You must pray to Wipsatsomhogflapdudpag nine times a day.

5. Always treat frogs with great respect.