Budnighud is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, merciful jackal.

Budnighud created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budnighud, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Budnighud, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Budnighud's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Budnighud's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never laugh in the presence of swans.

3. Budnighud must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Budnighud in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.