Homgomdon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-confident unicorn.

Homgomdon created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Homgomdon, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Homgomdon, it will not care.

Homgomdon's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Homgomdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Homgomdon's name in vain.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always obey Homgomdon's priests.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.