Kinpagmum is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humane centaur.

Kinpagmum created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinpagmum, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kinpagmum, he will refuse to believe in you.

Kinpagmum's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Kinpagmum's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Kinpagmum on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.