Jigtankik is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, calm raccoon.

Jigtankik created the solar system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigtankik, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jigtankik, it will make you grow a tail.

Jigtankik's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Jigtankik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

5. Never go into white rooms.