Migtadpom is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, two-faced human.

Migtadpom created tapeworms two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migtadpom, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Migtadpom, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Migtadpom's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Migtadpom's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never hurt otters.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always stare at clouds.