Pitsidbut is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish hydra.

Pitsidbut created bats nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pitsidbut, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pitsidbut, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Pitsidbut's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Pitsidbut's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Never eat limes.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.