Flylarpbabfagneltargvoggom is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, merciful walrus.

Flylarpbabfagneltargvoggom created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flylarpbabfagneltargvoggom, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Flylarpbabfagneltargvoggom, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Flylarpbabfagneltargvoggom's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Flylarpbabfagneltargvoggom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Flylarpbabfagneltargvoggom in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never wear red kilts on sacred days.

3. Do not speak of quantum field theory near sacred fires.

4. Do not prepare cherries while filled with anger.

5. Do not fashion tools from zinc.