Sugfonteen is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unthinking aardvark.

Sugfonteen created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugfonteen, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sugfonteen, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sugfonteen's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Sugfonteen's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Sugfonteen loves birds, so they must be honoured.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink water in green rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.