Venripbabcar is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, prudent dog.

Venripbabcar created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Venripbabcar, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Venripbabcar, she will be mildly annoyed.

Venripbabcar's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Venripbabcar's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Venripbabcar.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Put Venripbabcar first in all things.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.