Narsabyog is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, sage cobra.

Narsabyog created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narsabyog, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Narsabyog, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Narsabyog's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Narsabyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always obey Narsabyog's priests.

3. Narsabyog loves sharks, so they must be respected.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never write about photosynthesis.