Xinsawxen is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, flying camel.

Xinsawxen created humankind nine million years ago.

If you believe in Xinsawxen, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Xinsawxen, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Xinsawxen's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Xinsawxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Xinsawxen in the centre of the settlement.

3. Worship no other gods but Xinsawxen.

4. Feed all hungry sharks.

5. Never mention otters.