Davsidquag is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, flying elephant.

Davsidquag created the world eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davsidquag, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Davsidquag, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Davsidquag's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Davsidquag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

2. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Davsidquag in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about optics near otters while wearing brown rings and balancing eight gold spheres on your legs.

4. Never hurt eagles.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Davsidquag.