Pitbudzakgumgenapptabtap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, all-knowing squid.

Pitbudzakgumgenapptabtap created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Pitbudzakgumgenapptabtap, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pitbudzakgumgenapptabtap, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Pitbudzakgumgenapptabtap's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Pitbudzakgumgenapptabtap's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Pitbudzakgumgenapptabtap's priests.

2. Pitbudzakgumgenapptabtap loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

5. Never talk about stars.