Futsiddutbotgad is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, selfish faun.

Futsiddutbotgad created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Futsiddutbotgad, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Futsiddutbotgad, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Futsiddutbotgad's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Futsiddutbotgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Do not take Futsiddutbotgad's name in vain.