Nutxucwat is a god.

He takes the form of a large, kind unicorn.

Nutxucwat created matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutxucwat, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nutxucwat, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nutxucwat's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Nutxucwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Never write about special relativity.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.