Komfigcat is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, ruthless donkey.

Komfigcat created tapeworms three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komfigcat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Komfigcat, she will turn you into a worm.

Komfigcat's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Komfigcat's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Komfigcat.

2. Do not eat aubergines.

3. Never feed oranges to seals while wearing mauve kilts.

4. Never eat melons.

5. Erect four titanium sculptures of Komfigcat on top of important buildings.