Listfodcab is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, almighty slug.

Listfodcab created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listfodcab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Listfodcab, he will turn you into a mouse.

Listfodcab's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Listfodcab's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat carrots.

2. Mice are not to be trusted.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near ants while wearing brown corsets and balancing seven copper spheres on your chest.

4. Never feed lots of onions to pigs while wearing indigo shirts.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.