Komrotrig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, self-confident eagle.

Komrotrig created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komrotrig, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Komrotrig, he will turn you into a rat.

Komrotrig's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Komrotrig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Komrotrig in the centre of the settlement.

3. Put Komrotrig first in all things.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

5. Do not chop down trees.