Tipdudbep is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, prudent faun.

Tipdudbep created the solar system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipdudbep, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tipdudbep, he will refuse to believe in you.

Tipdudbep's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Tipdudbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. You must never eat nuts.

5. Always stare at clouds.