Dodhiglitbenfarnsanappwad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonourable eagle.

Dodhiglitbenfarnsanappwad created carbon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodhiglitbenfarnsanappwad, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dodhiglitbenfarnsanappwad, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dodhiglitbenfarnsanappwad's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Dodhiglitbenfarnsanappwad's Holy Commandments

1. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never mention capybaras.