Pangkardag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, compassionate dragonfly.

Pangkardag created carbon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangkardag, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pangkardag, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Pangkardag's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Pangkardag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place rice upon stone.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Do not name children after moths.

4. Never gather six cats near wells.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near pigs while wearing magenta coats.